Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they
do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist
that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
Ask if grandma came with. When they say no, slam the door and say you will no give them candy until they bring grandma.
If they bring grandma they get an extra treat.
After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over
# Hand out cigarettes and bottles of asprin.
Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters
come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the