1.) What is your favorite animal?
e. Hairless Poodle
2.) On Weekends you like to watch...
a. Queer Eye
for the Straight Guy
d. Cooking with Julia Child
e. MTV's MADE...I wanna be the
fastest man alive.
3) Your Best Friend is your...
b. College Drinking Buddy
c. Your Mom
Your Fat Friend Who Eats Your Twinkies
e. My Gilette Razor
4.) Favorite Drink:
b. Anything with
Whiskey or Vodka
c. Orange Soda or Pepsi
d. Everything and anything
5.) You work at...
A Child Care Center
b. The Bar
c. Super One Foods
d. No where...I don't have a job and never will.
That's what mom and dad are for.
6. Favorite Food:
a. Carrots and Wieners
b. Ribs, steak, chicken...anything to gnaw on.
and brownies made by my mom. :)
d. Pizza, donuts, hotdogs, greaseballs...really anything that should be dabbed before
eating or labeled "Can Be Made Into Fuel".
e. Energy Bars...especially peanut butter.
7. What you see in a girl...
a. Someone great to shop with. She almost knows as much about fashion as I do.
b. If she's got a hot bod and she's
good in the sack. It also helps to know a good Chinese drinking song.
c. A sense of humor, a sweet smile and a caring
d. Anyone that can cook can be the queen of my double wide.
e. A distraction from my superiority...someone
to run with?
8. I like to...
a. Shop. It's, like, one of my favorite things to do.
b. Beat the shit out of
d. Eat...eat some mo....and, oh yeah, eat.
e. Workout...all the time, baby.
a. Rainbow Fiesta on Saturday nights.
b. One word: 1-900-HOTBABE
c. Playing with my puppies.
e. Shaving and working on my legs.
10. Favorite Color:
a. Pink. It goes really well with
my blue eyes and especially well with my collection of feather boas.
b. Blue. It reminds me of a bruised eye after a bitch
c. I really don't know. Whatever my girlfriend says it is.
d. Red. I think of cherries in chocolate covered
cherries, and cherry pie and cherry jolly rancher and cherry suckers and cherry cake and...well, anything cherry really.
Tan...it's the color of my incredibly tan legs.
11. Favorite Sport:
a. Figure Skating-what can beat the Icecapades?
Football and Hockey..I like to see people suffer.
c. Parcheesi or Monopoly
d. Mud Wrestling
e. Weight Lifting,
Track and Field.
12. Codename for girlfriend:
a. It's boyfriend, okay? And his name is snookums.
d. The only girl in my life is my mom. It's gonna stay that way for a while.
e. Fat Ass...cause anyone
that weighs more than a hundred pounds is huge.
13. Favorite Book:
a. Homosexuality for
b. Da Vinci Code
c. Making of the Teletubbies
d. Cooking with Martha...but only if it has pictures. I
e. Muscle Mass Can Be Fun
14. Where did you meet your current girlfriend?
a. I met GREG at a party
and we, like, hit it off and so well...yeah.
b. I got in a fight with her ex-boyfriend. He's dead now.
she's the pastor's daughter
d. At Rosefield Trailer Parks. She had the cutest pair of daisy dukes on and she only had one
tooth missing. Only one. She stood next to the pink flamingo.
e. The gym. She was sweaty. I was sweaty and it was great.
15. Favorite Movie:
a. Philadelphia or the the Birdcage. It's a toss up.
b. Fast and the Furious
d. Anything with food.
e. Richard Simmons- Live the 80's...great movie.
16. Your thoughts on piercings?
a. I have
a penis piercing but it's for Greg's
b. They're okay, but only if it's a tongue ring and my girlfriend uses it on me...got it bitch?
d. We can't afford to get her a tongue ring. We have to pay for the trailer and my Playstation 2 still.
No..they mess up the body completely.
17. What is the picture on background
on your computer?
a. Me and Greg, in our matching pink
b. Naked chicks fighting in jello.
c. My mom and my puppy.
d. Can't afford a computer, I spend all my
money on food.
e. Me. Who's better than me?