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I AM EMPEROR LOST! HERE TO CONQUER THE WORLD WITH MY UNBELIEVABLE POWERS! Just kidding. I was bored along with a friend of mine and I decided to make a website. It may look a little different and I realize it has a different address but I fu**ed up the other site, so I needed to make a new one.

The same stuff is on here, some stuff I decided to leave out with the new site name. Have fun checking it out.

Feel free to contact the Kellinator and myself Emperor Lost. We always welcome feedback from our fellow Lost Followers.

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Emperor Lost is located out of Crivitz, Wisconsin and her sidekick the Kellinator is located out of Pembine, Wisconsin.
Many thanks to our contributors and thanks to Bloated Yak for hosting us.

Please get in touch with any comments or reactions to my site.